Q:
What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A:
A watchdog!
Q: Why do male deer
need braces?
A:
Because they have "buck teeth!"
Q: Why wasn't there
any food left after the monster party?
A:
Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: Why did the
chicken cross the playground?
A:
To get to the other slide!
Q: What is the
difference between a teacher and a train??
A:
A teacher says "spit out that gum" and a train says "choo choo
choo!"
Q: Why did the
computer sneeze?
A:
It had a virus.
Q: Where do
computers go to dance?
A:
The disk-o
Q: How do you make
a Kleenex dance?
A:
Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why did the
cookie go to the hospital?
A:
Because it felt crummy.
Q: What do you call
cheese that is not yours?
A:
Nacho Cheese
Q: What do you call a
pig that knows karate?
A: A
pork chop!
Q: Why wasn’t the
pirate allowed to go see the movie?
A: Because it was
rated rrrrrrrrrrrr...
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use
honeycombs.
Q: What does a
robot frog say?
A: Rib-bot. (Said
in your best robot voice)
A: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Q: Because 7 8 9!
Q: What's black and white, black and
white, black and white?
A: A
penguin rolling down a hill!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their
horns don't work!
Q: What does a
snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
A: Weeeee!!
Q: How did the
barber win the race?
A: He knew a short cut.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Cows say.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
Knock, knock.
-Who's
there?
Owls say.
-Owls say who?
Yep.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Tank.
-Tank who?
You're welcome!
Q: What is brown
and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: Where do cows go on Friday night?
A:To the MOOOvie theater.
Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?
A: At the BAAAbars!
A: A stick!
Q: Where do cows go on Friday night?
A:To the MOOOvie theater.
Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?
A: At the BAAAbars!
Q: Where do library books like to
sleep?
A:Under their covers!
A:Under their covers!
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