Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Jokes for Kids

A: A watchdog!

Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train??
A: A teacher says "spit out that gum" and a train says "choo choo choo!"

Q: Why did the computer sneeze?
A: It had a virus.

Q: Where do computers go to dance?
A: The disk-o

Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because it felt crummy.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho Cheese

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate? 
 A: A pork chop!

Q: Why wasn’t the pirate allowed to go see the movie?
A: Because it was rated rrrrrrrrrrrr...

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?  
A: Because they use honeycombs.

Q: What does a robot frog say?  
 A: Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)

A: Why is 6 afraid of 7?  
Q: Because 7 8 9!

Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? 
A: A penguin rolling down a hill!

Q: Why do cows wear bells?  
A: Because their horns don't work!

Q: What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?  
A: Weeeee!!

Q: How did the barber win the race?  
A: He knew a short cut.

Knock, knock.  
  -Who's there?
  -Boo who?
Please don't cry. It's only a joke.

Knock, knock.
  -Who's there?
Cows say.
  -Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!

Knock, knock.
  -Who's there?
Owls say.
  -Owls say who?

Knock, knock.
  -Who's there?
  -Tank who?
You're welcome!

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: Where do cows go on Friday night?
A:To the MOOOvie theater.

Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?
A: At the BAAAbars!

Q: Where do library books like to sleep?
A:Under their covers!

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